Batman I guess.

[Batman I guess.]

[ilovebeingmexican]

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

[derverrucktehofnarr]

Peanut head ass

[Batman I guess.]

[sankarian]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[Batman I guess.]

[dancinjanssen]

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

[themano]

[Batman I guess.]

[curseworm]

meticulously slicing cherries into quarters with a little knife and carefully extracting the pit for no purpose other than sheer enjoyment

[curseworm]

regret to say i have run out cherries and will not be able to reintegrate myself into common society

[Batman I guess.]

[nowletsfixthismess]

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night
Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: 

[Batman I guess.]

mymodernmet.com

Illustrator Imagines a World Where Gentle Giant Animals Live Among Humans

What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?

[mlleclaudine]

[ourmissallison]

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

[one-for-all-plus-ultra]

I D E A L 

[winter-wolf29]

The wolf tho!!

[moviemaniac888]

My happy place 🙌🏻

[Batman I guess.]

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

SHE DOES NOW

[Batman I guess.]

[caucasianscriptures]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[Batman I guess.]

[itsqueerlyhalloween]

Holy fucking christ

[Batman I guess.]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

[b-itch-y]

OMG

[goldenpoc]

this was my favorite vine im so glad its back